Normal, rational human beings

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People with Livejournals

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People with Myspace accounts

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People who post on GameFAQs

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People who post on GameFAQs (not on the Classic Gaming board)

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People who post on the IMDB boards

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Other sentient beings

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Half of the people on Daily WTF

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The other half of the people on Daily WTF

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People who comment on Newgrounds

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Urban Dictionary contributors

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Worms

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Single-cell life forms

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People who comment on Youtube videos

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Jack Thompson

Let me know if I've missed anyone out.