*** eddie40 has joined #thesinner <Wong> Hi, Eddie. <Wong> Don't remember seeing you here before *** eddie40 has left #thesinner <Wong> Well, sod off then. <Greebo> <-- genius <Wong> <-- cynical <Greebo> ^eejut <Wong> v Someone else <Raph|shower> I worked out why the sound quality on a file wasn't very good <Raph|shower> I still had the headphones plugged in instead of the speakers <RaphX> you just want an excuse to slack off and get free credits <lsq> ... doesnt everyone? <RaphX> come to think of it... yes <Wong> Apparenly, if I keep smiling and confident, I'll attract people like a mkgnet. * Wong committed the sin of missing out a "t". So here it is -> t <Plette> watch out that if you turn into a mkgnet you stay away from your cpmetur <Wong> Chris, if I wasn't on the other end of a Resnet connection I would kiss you. <RaphX> makes me kinda glad you're on the other end of a Resnet connection <Plette> ...me too <XhpaR> keep out of the sun between 11 and 3 for your own safety, keep away from resnet between 3 and 7 for yor own sanity * lsq looks at todays' lotr pic on her calender <Hex> what is it? <lsq> boromir blowing the horn of gondor <Hex> heh <Wong> I hope that isn't a euphemism. * lsq falls off chair in hysterics * lsq is old and curmudgeonly. <lsq> and cnat spell <Donald> nighty-night - or day-y-day, or something <lsq> must.... download... before.... server.... explodes.... <Brad> kazaa sucks <Ama_invisible> does it swallow? <Donald> Jennifer! * lsq lures al back with pleasures of the flesh <lsq> (ive tied up dave) <SiouxsieSioux> men suck <lsq> :) <lsq> ... <SiouxsieSioux> not all but most <lsq> well, in slash they do * Al fooled them by buying a licence but not a tv <lsq> .... <RaphX> hrm * Al has just spotted a major flaw in his cunning plan <Prophet_Tenebrae> can sleep stop your liver from failing? * Ama_hooverbattle collapses <Ama_hooverbattle> the hoover won <SiouxsieSioux> what are you up to today? <lsq> um, lazing, followed by some procrastination, maybe with a bit of loafing added in for variety. <Wong> Paul, I have a confession to make. About the 3.03MB thing. <Greebo> you're an idiot? <Wong> I was, er, looking at the wrong file. <Greebo> you're an idiot <RaphX> GJ! <lsq> 0MG TEH WEBMASTER!!!!111 <RaphX> Øli!!!!"!11"!!!21!"!""!1!!!!!1 <Thackary> I have no idea what you're talking about, but I suspect it's very funny <lsq> i have to do philosophy of logic :S <lsq> it scares me <RaphX> philogicy <lsq> ..... no <RaphX> =| <Wong> Logilosophy. <RaphX> ..... no <lsq> .... not that either. <Wong> =| <Amaunet> but how on earth can u strangle urself with ur thing when ur using it <Amaunet> it must be 6 foot long or somethnig *** RaphX has joined #thesinner <Wong> Hi, Chris. I'd leave now if I were you D: *** RaphX has quit IRC (Client exited) <Wong> He'll thank me later. <lsq> jenni- what are you talking about. <Amaunet> ahh right, ok, i mistook the word a for the word the <Amaunet> makes more sense now <Amaunet> Autoerotic asphyxiation is the practice of self-strangulation, typically by the use of a ligature, while masturbating. The decrease of blood to the brain is said to heighten the sexual pleasure. It is a highly dangerous practice that results in many deaths each year. <Wong> _The_ ligature? <lsq> did you think they strangled themselves wiht their own dicks? <lsq> ..... <lsq> i have no words. <Wong> (Sorry, typing with a sock on my hand just now) <SiouxsieSioux> and what exactly are you doing with a sock!? <Wong> Pairing them. <SiouxsieSioux> so you just happen to be on the net with a sock in one hand? * Greebo sniggers <Wong> WinSock. <lsq> slowly torture him to death. <Prophet_Tenebrae> yeah, that's more like it. <lsq> using westlife albums. <Prophet_Tenebrae> hmm, maybe slightly too horrific - even for me. <Donald_dressing> now that makes me sound like something one puts on a salad * Yemminie calls shotgun * Wong calls bazooka * Greebo calls driver....oh * Donald calls musket * Wong changes his mind and calls Banana Bomb * Greebo calls holy hand grenade * Donald calls Concrete Super Donkey <Yemminie> i was there in the bop, and he came up behind me and started rubbing my shoulders <Yemminie> so i dashed across the circle to hide between paul and richard <lsq> he must have scared you if you sought solace and safety form 10 <lsq> paul- have you tried the cheese experiemtn yet? <lsq> making melville cheese bounce <lsq> because it does <Wong> No, but I knocked the tacks in to the wall using it. <lsq> you could probably melt it down and make effective condoms with it <Al> when benedict sings do you hear violins? <lsq> no <lsq> your eardrums melt <Blaggy> i must eat something <Blaggy> ive not actually had a meal for 3weeks <Blaggy> living off of sandwichs, chipscheese and toasties <lsq> youll die you know. <Blaggy> quite possibly * Wong forgot he had left one of those windows open and gets a nasty surprise <Amaunet> and there was me thinking u were such a n ncie wee person <Wong> I _am_ nice... just also rather, er, alternative <Amaunet> i thought u meat a wndow window <Amaunet> with glass and such <Wong> Ah. Right. <Wong> That, must have sounded much, much worse than I intended, then <lsq> who does? apart fork pail? <lsq> *from paul <lsq> good love band, placebo <lsq> *live <lsq> its alright <lsq> ive done it <lsq> its very easy <lsq> oh, actually... <lsq> i havent <RaphX> what did you get up to in the past couple of hours? <Wong> Went out and hit a cricket ball about a bit with the people on my corridor <RaphX> couldn't you have used a bat? 2003-09-30 12:26:00 7 comments |
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