Medication: One antibiotic pill (roughly the size of a coaster) every 12 hours

Milk and milk products: NONE

Vegetables: NONE

Breads: NONE

Wheat/grains: NONE

Fruits: Fruit juices without pulp. Avoid all fresh, canned, and frozen fruits

Meat and substitutes: NONE

Fats and oils: NONE

Sweets and desserts: Gelatin, fruit ice, popsicle without pulp, clear hard candy

Beverages: Coffee, tea, soft drinks, water. Avoid all others

Soups: Bouillon. Avoid all others

What a phenomenally depressing life.

After one day on this I'm actually starting to get that thing in cartoons where Whitney's beginning to look like a giant sausage.