Oh, come on, Internet - Have I Got News For You fanfiction? Seriously now, please stop. Oh, the last entry was in 2005 - you have. Thanks. I can't decipher any of the comments posted to this community, but I get the impression that they enjoyed themselves while it lasted.

In amongst summaries like "Ian/Angus (dark, angsty)", there's one here headed "Boris/Charles Kennedy"... which I had the lack of sense to click on even though I knew that nothing good could come of it. Fortunately, the potential horror that may have been contained behind that title never came about - it's simply an A Christmas Carol-like story about the former Lib Dem leader being saved from his drinking problem by Boris Johnson, who is an angel in the service of God looking to earn his wings. What?

It reminds me of when Frankie Boyle announced that he'd discovered fanfiction of himself and Hugh Dennis...