I don't usually just share out bits from television programmes from my Bittorrent imports I've happened to watch without having extensive commentary of my own, but I've got to admit I was... intrigued, might be the word, by this list of biscuit injuries on this week's Have I Got News For You.

The only thing more surprising than the existence of that 3% statistic is that 3% of these people admitted to having managed to do that to a sufficient extent to call it an injury...