I haven't done these for a while, either. There are rather a lot of them.


-19/5/03-

* WongChungBang bangs his head on the desk, but misses and bangs his head on a syrup loaf

[WongChungBang] The WongPress is now in full operation
[Prophet_Tenebrae] wongtastic.

-20/5/03-

* Plette was able to get trash in the bin from 5 feet away, in the dark, not wearing her contact lenses
[RaphX] that was a jammy shot
[RaphX] oh, i mean... well done sweetie

[Plette] i had a teacher in eigth grade who never walked...he just swiveled around the room on his wheely office chair
.
[RaphX] sounds wheely fun

* WongChungBang listens to the "please stand by" music from ITV schools
[RaphX] SEND!
[WongChungBang] D-¦>
[WongChungBang] OK!
[WongChungBang] It is done.
[Plette] i must be missing something
[RaphX] ROFL this rocks!

*** Greebo|Sleep is now known as Grebeo
*** Grebeo is now known as Greebo

* Greebo shoots the hat off Wong's smiley
[WongChungBang] ¦-(

* Plette is a very bad person who procrastinates too much and has no work ethic
[Prophet_Tenebrae] that's why you and chris get on so well :P

[Greebo] actually that's good for me, cos it means I can tumble out of bed and into the hall
[Greebo] ...assuming I can tumble upstairs

[RaphX] "Can't clear this area...
[RaphX] ...owned by someone"
[WongChungBang] That never seemed funny until you wrote it.

[WongChungBang] How's revision?
* nova is going to die the death of 1000 goats
[nova] that's how it's going

[Al] This talk is worse than the lack of talk :-(
[nova] ooh
[nova] sorry
[WongChungBang] So... Tulips, then
[Al] Tulips are fine but don't mention lupins
[Prophet_Tenebrae] yeah, i hear they made a black tulip.
[Al] Such talk attracts Dennis Moores

[Amaunet] umm why are there letters on the lid of the smarties tube?
[00:16] [Greebo] very good question
[00:17] [WongChungBang] So people will ask "why are there letters on the lid of the smarties tube?"
[00:17] [Greebo] equally good answer

[gingerbeer] which subject?
[Greebo] moral phil - piece of piss
[Al] Is that the official name?
[Greebo] yup

-21/5/03-

*** Topic is 'Which bastard invented mornings? Which bigger bastard invented morning exams?'
*** Set by Greebo on Wed May 21 08:40:20

[lsq] its my light at the end of the yunnel
[lsq] *tunnel

-22/5/03-

[Prophet_Tenebrae] arrr.
[Mr_tickle] that is a very articulated sound
[Prophet_Tenebrae] yup.
[Mr_tickle] another one there as well your english is going downhill
[Prophet_Tenebrae] really?
[Prophet_Tenebrae] how about this articulation?
[Prophet_Tenebrae] DELETED!!!!
*** Prophet_Tenebrae sets mode: +b *!*chris@*.pipex.com
*** Mr_tickle was kicked by Prophet_Tenebrae (It's Hammer Time)

[Prophet_Tenebrae] an american used the word wank in oz!
[Prophet_Tenebrae] wow, ther US really is making progress toward becoming a civilised society.

[Prophet_Tenebrae] i'm off to nap.
[Prophet_Tenebrae] after all this sitting around - i'm tired!

[Wong] Too hot... I'm unused to it.
[Prophet_Tenebrae] lol, want to be careful with the wording there dave.
[Wong] I knew you were going to say that.

* Prophet_Tenebrae has cheese
[gingerbeer] and you aren't afraid to use it?

[Wong] Chris has got the idea.
[Prophet_Tenebrae] he just paraphrased me.
[Raph|0wn3d] but i'm still teh winnar
[Prophet_Tenebrae] no, you're the weiner.
[Raph|0wn3d] no, you suck at the internet

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[Wong] Hi, Subtitles

[Raph|0wn3d] I don't wanna make you take the bus :)
[Raph|0wn3d] :( *

[Wong] It did actually make more sense to measure it in micrometres.
[Wong] As opposed to metres, I mean
[Plette] yeah, but after you reach a certain point of silliness, more or less silly just becomes irrelevant

[Raph|0wn3d] <£
[Raph|0wn3d] er... <3
[MercuryAnna] aw, chris is less than a pound
[MercuryAnna] [Raph|0wn3d] <£

[Prophet_Tenebrae] i had no idea what they were saying.
[fiftyfive] you get the general idea though
[fiftyfive] "do your exam now"
[fiftyfive] please don't fart too loudly etc

[Prophet_Tenebrae] lol, that's the most spontaneous death ever.
[fiftyfive] death?
* Wong dies
[Prophet_Tenebrae] yes.

-23/5/03-

*** Greebo|Showere is now known as Greebo|Shower
*** Wong_Chung_Bang is now known as Grebeo|Shweroe

[Wong] Ash says: This guy has the brain activity of a walnut
[Wong] (Same n00b as last time, Chris)
[Greebo] that's unfair
[Greebo] I've met some very intelligent walnuts

[Raph|0wn3d] Only love's paradise
[Raph|0wn3d] Oh, she's only looking to me
[MercuryAnna] :)
* Raph|0wn3d puts 12,000 volts through his balls so he can sing the next bit

[Raph|0wn3d] lunch sounded pretty mediocre for today
[Wong] That's pretty much normal, then
[Raph|0wn3d] ok then, it sounded mediocrer

*** WongQuake is now known as WingDinner
[Donald] Wing?
* WingDinner missed the 'O' and decides to leave it
[AnnaInSleighsRoom] hee hee hee hee hee hee
[Donald] Wong-Commander James Bigglesworth

* Greebo successfully stopped david working
* Wong pulls his plug
* Wong still has the battery power

-24/5/03-

[Greebo] having a panic?
[Wong] No, I'll start panicking once I get over the shock.

* Wong gets an e-mail about someone wanting to use his Matey bubble bath nightmares for a piece of University coursework
* Wong really isn't joking

[Plette] we still haven't watched star wars
[Just_A_Notion] :-O
[Plette] then again, chris hasn't seen super troopers...
[Just_A_Notion] :-O
[Wong_Chung_Bang] Neither have I
[Just_A_Notion] :-O

[KayBee22] Whats happened to StrongBad E-mail?
[Wong_Chung_Bang] What, the new introduction?
[KayBee22] what u mean
[Wong_Chung_Bang] What do _you_ mean?!
[KayBee22] ooooooooh,
[KayBee22] u don't live in a house full of children with special needs, requiring a form of simplified langiage to be used in order to communicate.
[KayBee22] lol
* Wong_Chung_Bang is irredemably confused
[KayBee22] the "what you mean" thing
[KayBee22] which you corrected
[KayBee22] its an example of the way we talk around my house "what doing?" "where going"
[Wong_Chung_Bang] Well, I didn't mean to correct you. I was asking the question back at you
[Wong_Chung_Bang] What _has_ happened to Strongbad E-mail?
[KayBee22] i stand corrected
* Wong_Chung_Bang bangs his head on the desk
[KayBee22] right smart arse, you can cease extracting the urine
[Wong_Chung_Bang] I wasn't!
[KayBee22] I JUST WANNA KNOW WHY IT ISNT THERE WHEN I CLICK ON E-MAIL
[Wong_Chung_Bang] I DON'T KNOW!!!1
[KayBee22] OKAY

[KayBee22] yahoo emoticons are better, ANIMATED!
[Prophet_Tenebrae] triallian owns them all.
[KayBee22] god, its alive
[Prophet_Tenebrae] 4/10 for observation.
[KayBee22] why thank u
[KayBee22] 3/10 for manners
[MercuryAnna] ha ha, triallian
[MercuryAnna] 1/10 for spelling
[Wong_Chung_Bang] 10/10 for going in to the IRC log.

* Wong_Chung_Bang eliminates spam
[Prophet_Tenebrae] that sounds like an advert.
[Prophet_Tenebrae] Wong_Chung_Bang - eliminates spam faster than any other product on the market!
[Prophet_Tenebrae] does exactly what it says on the tin!

[KayBee22] think positive and positive things will happen, be negative and its just a sepf fulfilling prophecy
[KayBee22] *selp
[KayBee22] *SELF!

[Prophet_Tenebrae] does gatty tumbleweed tumble out to sea?
[gingerbeer] no, it tumbles to the sea and then it becomes floatingweed

[Prophet_Tenebrae] i'm great.
[Greebo] ...what a bloody shame

[MercuryAnna] dunno, i'm doing makeup hnow
[Greebo] are hyou?
[MercuryAnna] hyes
[Greebo] hgood hstuff

[bondgirl] [19:46] [Greebo] http://sinnerniall.netfirms.com/deercentre/deer_020.jpg
[bondgirl] he is the cutest!
[Greebo] well I do my best.....oh you mean the deer

[niall] rachel's computer clock was set to 2nd Jan 1970 this morning :S
[Raph|0wn3d] that's almost as old as dave's computer, niall

[niall] * Plette|napping is now known as Plette|pubbing <---- student life at its best

* Marpessa slaps Amaunet around a bit with a large trout
[Marpessa] die die
*** Amaunet has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
[Marpessa] wahoo
*** Marpessa is now known as Amaunet

*** Anon427 has joined #TheSinner
*** Anon427 is now known as FlightP_Steward
[lsq] hi
*** FlightP_Steward is now known as Flight_Steward
*** Flight_Steward is now known as Flightlo_Steward
*** Flightlo_Steward is now known as Flight_Steward
[Flight_Steward] lo
[lsq] hows you, oh tunnocks secretary of greatness?
[Flight_Steward] pissed

-25/5/03-

[Prophet_Tenebrae] maybe someone stole your ram?
[Wong] A ram-raid :D